LA Pipes

"Agent Stout" 9mm Thick Beaker Bong

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Get ready to elevate your smoking experience with the LA Pipes 10 inch tall beaker bong! This classic design has been taken to the next level with its 9mm thick glass, making it super stable and durable. The heavy joint ensures that this pipe is tough from top to bottom, while the gathered flared mouthpiece provides a smooth and airtight seal. Beaker base bongs are known for their stability and water-holding capacity, and this one is no exception. Additionally, the ice-pinch feature allows you to cool down your smoke before inhalation. Check out the 16-inch 9mm version if you're looking for something a little taller. And the best part? Your 9mm beaker comes with LA Pipes Lifetime Guarantee! So, get ready to indulge in a smoking experience like never before! 

Handcrafted with care in Los Angeles, California 

  • 10 inch tall (approximate)
  • 45° ground 18mm female joint
  • 50mm diameter tubing with
  • 9mm heavy-wall thickness
  • Comes with 14mm male bowl (bowl style may vary)
  • Comes with Diffused 18mm/14mm down-stem
  • Ice pinch
  • For dry herbs (can be converted of concentrates)
  • Handmade in the USA (Los Angeles California)

Customer Reviews

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Dennis Travers
Great Bong

It's everything they claim. Stoutest glass bong I've ever seen. And it works fine too. High Recommend.

Hey Dennis! We're glad to hear that our Agent Stout lives up to its name and that you're satisfied with its quality and performance. Thank you for recommending it to others. We appreciate your support! Happy Smoking!

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Matt R
A solid piece!

The weight of this piece gives it that old world lasting quality feel. Love that! Perfect size for home and bringing along on outdoor trips. It came with the LA pipes custom cylinder bowl. Its a great single hitter but found it too small for my preference so I ended up ordering a larger one also from LA Pipes. Good to have options! Most definitely would recommend.

Hi Matt,

Thank you so much for the awesome review! 🙌 We're thrilled to hear you're loving the 'Agent Stout', it's definitely a solid, heavy-duty piece built to last, and we're glad you can feel that quality right out of the box. Sounds like you've already got it dialed in with a larger bowl too, always good to have options! We really appreciate the recommendation and your support of LA Pipes. Happy smoking!

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Justin I.
Absolutely perfect

I love this one. It's the perfect size and is capable of perfect smooth rips or ridiculous blasts that leave me coughing and drooling for a couple minutes 😁. It's quite portable and I'm not having trouble hiding or using it while on vacation 😅. This is my 2nd one from LA Pipes and I am very impressed. Btw I'm not super careful and on day one I knocked the bottom corner of the beaker hard on the corner of a cinder block. It left a small mark on the pipe, but I'm sure any lower quality piece would've met it's demise then!

Thank You LA PIPES

Hi Justin, Thank you so much for the awesome review! We’re so happy to hear the 'Agent Stout' is living up to its name and surviving the cinder block test That 9mm glass is no joke! We're glad it's the perfect fit for smooth rips and those heavy hitters, and that it's been a solid travel buddy too. Thank you again for the support and happy smoking!

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FJ
Best bong I’ve owned

Love it .

Hi FJ,

Thank you so much for your awesome feedback! We’re thrilled to hear that you love your new bong and that it’s the best one you’ve owned.

Enjoy your sessions, and thank you for your support! Happy Smoking!

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Ryan Lewe
Dream Bong: Short, Stout, Smooth, Simple

EDIT: Their customer service was fantastic, accommodating enough to neutralize even the crankiest Karen. You aren't just buying quality glass, but a quality brand with some of the best customer support in the industry.

I wanted a functional bong that was...
- durable: short means it doesn't get knocked over or grazed on furniture as easily, thick glass doesn't crack as easily, beaker bottom resists tipping
- smooth enough to handle bigger hits: beaker bottom allows more water volume for bubble to travel through and the ice catcher can cool the hit further
- easy to clean: simple with no percolators, splash guards, or fancy contraptions make it harder to clean

Tweaking the peripherals to my liking (see picture of my frankenbong), I finally have my dream bong, complete with everything I'd need. The Agent Stout is the perfect base for what has become a veritable Swiss Army bong, the utilitarian smoker's dream.

Of course, without the fancy percolators and splash guards, this is not the smoothest possible bong, but with a good diffuser, it is more than enough and strikes a great balance between smoothness and ease to maintain. With a shower head down-stem it can handle any big rip that a normal person might take, and with no harshness. To handle unnecessarily (intentionally) hot hits, with constant flame, one would need an ash catcher to avoid harshness. In its humble functionality, the Agent Stout has limits, but it maximizes the "ease of ownership to smooth hit" ratio, as bongs can be annoying to upkeep for some.

Down-stem length: 5.25" (for me 5.25" barely fits; it comes with a 5" down-stem)
Diameter of base: ~5"

Hi Ryan,

Thank you for your review of our 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong. We're sorry to hear about the issues you encountered after only 7 days of use.

We value your feedback and would like to make things right for you.

Our customer service team has contacted you via email, and I'm pleased to inform you that a replacement is currently being prepared for shipment.

Thank you for your understanding and patience!