LA Pipes

"Agent Stout" 9mm Thick Beaker Bong

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Get ready to elevate your smoking experience with the LA Pipes 10 inch tall beaker bong! This classic design has been taken to the next level with its 9mm thick glass, making it super stable and durable. The heavy joint ensures that this pipe is tough from top to bottom, while the gathered flared mouthpiece provides a smooth and airtight seal. Beaker base bongs are known for their stability and water-holding capacity, and this one is no exception. Additionally, the ice-pinch feature allows you to cool down your smoke before inhalation. Check out the 16-inch 9mm version if you're looking for something a little taller. And the best part? Your 9mm beaker comes with LA Pipes Lifetime Guarantee! So, get ready to indulge in a smoking experience like never before! 

Handcrafted with care in Los Angeles, California 

  • 10 inch tall (approximate)
  • 45° ground 18mm female joint
  • 50mm diameter tubing with
  • 9mm heavy-wall thickness
  • Comes with 14mm male bowl (bowl style may vary)
  • Comes with Diffused 18mm/14mm down-stem
  • Ice pinch
  • For dry herbs (can be converted of concentrates)
  • Handmade in the USA (Los Angeles California)

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
Dream Bong: Short, Stout, Smooth, Simple

EDIT: Their customer service was fantastic, accommodating enough to neutralize even the crankiest Karen. You aren't just buying quality glass, but a quality brand with some of the best customer support in the industry.

I wanted a functional bong that was...
- durable: short means it doesn't get knocked over or grazed on furniture as easily, thick glass doesn't crack as easily, beaker bottom resists tipping
- smooth enough to handle bigger hits: beaker bottom allows more water volume for bubble to travel through and the ice catcher can cool the hit further
- easy to clean: simple with no percolators, splash guards, or fancy contraptions make it harder to clean

Tweaking the peripherals to my liking (see picture of my frankenbong), I finally have my dream bong, complete with everything I'd need. The Agent Stout is the perfect base for what has become a veritable Swiss Army bong, the utilitarian smoker's dream.

Of course, without the fancy percolators and splash guards, this is not the smoothest possible bong, but with a good diffuser, it is more than enough and strikes a great balance between smoothness and ease to maintain. With a shower head down-stem it can handle any big rip that a normal person might take, and with no harshness. To handle unnecessarily (intentionally) hot hits, with constant flame, one would need an ash catcher to avoid harshness. In its humble functionality, the Agent Stout has limits, but it maximizes the "ease of ownership to smooth hit" ratio, as bongs can be annoying to upkeep for some.

Down-stem length: 5.25" (for me 5.25" barely fits; it comes with a 5" down-stem)
Diameter of base: ~5"

Hi Ryan,

Thank you for your review of our 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong. We're sorry to hear about the issues you encountered after only 7 days of use.

We value your feedback and would like to make things right for you.

Our customer service team has contacted you via email, and I'm pleased to inform you that a replacement is currently being prepared for shipment.

Thank you for your understanding and patience!

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"Agent Stout" 9mm Thick Beaker Bong

Hello there!

Thank you for leaving a review for our 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong. We are happy to know that you are satisfied with your purchase. If you have any further feedback or questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. Happy smoking!

Douglas Burbank
"Stout" Toker

Started smoking the herb superb 1968 and though rolled joints were most common, pipes were the most economical (times of dope will get you through time of no money better than...) so I tried various pipes. I have created, repurposed and used a number of "pipes" over the years. My oldest is a brass pipe but the most unique were a skull pipe made from a W Disney "glow in the dark" plaster skull, the other was using a commercial sandblaster nozzle as a chillum. My first Bong (early 70s) was a ceramic one called "The Scope" (variant still made today) which I used until a 1985 job change. Retired and almost 40 years later I bought my first LA Bong. The first was one of the LA (less) Thick Bongs which broke while cleaning. It broke at the portion of the bong that forms a neck that the defuser tube and bowl insert into. The Agent Stout bong does not seem to have the potential weak points that failed on the prior bong. I also modified my cleaning process so I am hopeful that the Agent Stout bong will last for years to come.

Hi Douglas! Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong. We're glad to hear that you have been enjoying our product and that it has been a reliable piece for your smoking needs. We appreciate your insight and experience with different pipes and are happy to hear that our bong has been a great addition to your collection. Thank you for choosing our product and we hope it continues to serve you well for many years to come. Smoke Up!

Harry Harris
Perfect Tokes

It's just the right size.

Hi Harry! Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong! We're glad to hear that you're enjoying perfect tokes with its just-right size. If you ever have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. Smoke up!

Gabe Saldino
Agent Stout

Fantastic piece! Almost exactly as I wanted. This in a 12” would be phenomenal. Also, the down stem slides all the way down to the bell at the top of the down stem to be air tight. I like a Keck clip. It’s not airtight with one in place. Not a deal breaker. I will be ordering some new down stems to check fitment as well. Thank you.

Hi Gabe! Thank you for your wonderful review of our 'Agent Stout' 9mm Thick Beaker Bong. We are thrilled to hear that you are happy with your purchase and that it met your expectations. We will definitely take your feedback into consideration for potential future releases, including a 12' version. We appreciate your support and we look forward to serving you again in the future. Smoke Up!